If elected, Donald Trump will be the most Pakistani president
I am sick of the liberal media giving Donald Trump unnecessary flak for having the courage to say the things that nobody else wants to. Everyone is so afraid of sounding like a complete idiot in front...
View ArticleGuys, we can no longer have an opinion on chicken handi
Liberals in Pakistan watched with envy as Hamza Ali Abbasi pretended his account got banned every time he wanted attention to further his political career. It is undeniable that Mark Zuckerberg...
View ArticleBanning Pakistani actors or Indian movies won’t stop me from dancing to Kar...
Art is art. Art does not know a nationality or a region or a religion. Does a German heart move more than a non-German heart while listening to Beethoven’s symphonies? What if nobody outside France...
View ArticlePresenting, Pakistan’s Social Media Awards for 2016!
Nobody does crazy like Pakistan. In 2016, the world lost their collective cool and Pakistan was put on the crazy back burner. But that does not mean we didn’t have our moments. It is time to...
View ArticleSet aside that male privilege and stand up for your women, Pakistan
Being a Pakistani man myself, I would like to think that most Pakistani men are as appalled at instances of sexual violence as I am. I would like to think that most Pakistani men would not engage in...
View ArticleTerrorist attacks? Sectarian violence? Civil strife? Maybe if we arrest Nasir...
As a writer of some notoriety, I received a message yesterday including some choice expletives. When pressed about the reason as to why I deserved such “kindness”, I was told that I targeted our...
View ArticleAnalysing a Valentine’s Day protest mob
There were a string of terrorist attacks last week in Pakistan. On Tuesday 14, 2017, the Islami Jamiat-e-Taliba (IJT) came out in numbers vehemently protesting…Valentine’s Day. [caption id=""...
View ArticleWhy is Imran Khan so racist?
Captain of a cricket world cup winning team, founding multiple cancer hospitals and a University - Imran Khan had enough credit to be welcomed as a hero anywhere he went in Pakistan but he seems to be...
View ArticleYasir Hussain is atrocious, but you’re not any better
Most Pakistanis have already moved on from outrage to the inevitable “forgive him and move on” phase, but the despicable nature of Yasir Hussain’s comment will never be lost on the victims of child...
View ArticleOne would think India is a progressive nation, until it makes “celibate”...
It stands to reason that a nation situated in one of the least well-endowed regions in the world would have an affiliation for peacocks. Instead, a Rajasthan High Court judge must have been rather...
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