One would think India is a progressive nation, until it makes “celibate”...
It stands to reason that a nation situated in one of the least well-endowed regions in the world would have an affiliation for peacocks. Instead, a Rajasthan High Court judge must have been rather...
View ArticleYasir Hussain is atrocious, but you’re not any better
Most Pakistanis have already moved on from outrage to the inevitable “forgive him and move on” phase, but the despicable nature of Yasir Hussain’s comment will never be lost on the victims of child...
View ArticleWhy is Imran Khan so racist?
Captain of a cricket world cup winning team, founding multiple cancer hospitals and a University - Imran Khan had enough credit to be welcomed as a hero anywhere he went in Pakistan but he seems to be...
View ArticleAnalysing a Valentine’s Day protest mob
There were a string of terrorist attacks last week in Pakistan. On Tuesday 14, 2017, the Islami Jamiat-e-Taliba (IJT) came out in numbers vehemently protesting…Valentine’s Day. [caption id=""...
View ArticleTerrorist attacks? Sectarian violence? Civil strife? Maybe if we arrest Nasir...
As a writer of some notoriety, I received a message yesterday including some choice expletives. When pressed about the reason as to why I deserved such “kindness”, I was told that I targeted our...
View ArticleSet aside that male privilege and stand up for your women, Pakistan
Being a Pakistani man myself, I would like to think that most Pakistani men are as appalled at instances of sexual violence as I am. I would like to think that most Pakistani men would not engage in...
View ArticlePresenting, Pakistan’s Social Media Awards for 2016!
Nobody does crazy like Pakistan. In 2016, the world lost their collective cool and Pakistan was put on the crazy back burner. But that does not mean we didn’t have our moments. It is time to...
View ArticleBanning Pakistani actors or Indian movies won’t stop me from dancing to Kar...
Art is art. Art does not know a nationality or a region or a religion. Does a German heart move more than a non-German heart while listening to Beethoven’s symphonies? What if nobody outside France...
View ArticleGuys, we can no longer have an opinion on chicken handi
Liberals in Pakistan watched with envy as Hamza Ali Abbasi pretended his account got banned every time he wanted attention to further his political career. It is undeniable that Mark Zuckerberg...
View ArticleIf elected, Donald Trump will be the most Pakistani president
I am sick of the liberal media giving Donald Trump unnecessary flak for having the courage to say the things that nobody else wants to. Everyone is so afraid of sounding like a complete idiot in front...
View ArticleThe Gouda Burger at Pantry is imperfectly perfect
It is utterly preposterous to even try searching for the perfect beef burger. Much like life and art, a beef burger is not meant to be perfect. The true mark of a handcrafted burger is its...
View ArticleHas my quest to find the best burger in Pakistan finally paid off?
My quest to find the best burger in Pakistan has taken me far and wide. From the lines at shacks to the experiments at labs, from the classics to the pretenders, the quickies to the gourmet, so far I...
View ArticleHow many more of God’s children will die in the name of God?
Aaj kay naam, aur aaj kay gham kay naam Aaj ka gham kay hay zindagi kay bharay Gulistan say khafa Zard paaton ka band jo mera des hay Dard kee anjuman jo mera des hay Un dukhi maon kay naam (To, this...
View ArticleWhat is the point of marrying a woman if you can’t divorce her and marry four...
The world has not been kind to men recently. After centuries of oppressing women and exchanging them as property, men cannot simply be asked to suddenly start treating them as people. I would claim...
View ArticlePSL: A cricket dream that came true
You can argue whether Islamabad United were worthy winners of the competition based on their overall performance, the format of Pakistan Super League (PSL) or your personal affinities but there is no...
View Article15 things we hope for Pakistani sports in 2016
Given the action-packed events of the yesteryear in the sports scenario of Pakistan many of us have high hopes with what 2016 has in store for the sports fanatics. We are unable to curb our enthusiasm...
View ArticleWhy should America accept Muslim refugees while Pakistan is sending back its...
Donald Trump declares that it will be harmful for the Christian American majority if large influxes of Muslim minorities from all over the world enter the US. On the other hand, the Capital Development...
View ArticleFika on the Roof: ‘Pay what you want’ (but suffer the consequences, if you do...
Recently, food groups on Facebook have been abuzz with the ‘Pay what you want’ offer introduced by a restaurant in Karachi called Fika on the Roof. The offer was meant to inverse the power balance and...
View Article18 Premier League conclusions which prove that Man Utd could win the title
Given the recent attacks on Paris, including the match between France and Germany at the Stade De France stadium, the English Premier League kicked off this weekend with a different backdrop. In case...
View ArticleAshraf Chaudhry, slut-shaming is not ‘freedom of speech’
A country must be a mother. No other person could suffer so much at your hands and still call you its own. We may call Pakistan our mother, we may respect it as if it was our mother, we may even love...
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